Spencer Pratt threatens divorce if kids

They haven’t even been married for a year yet, but Spencer Pratt is threatening Heidi Montag with a divorce if she ever gets pregnant.

Ummh ok Spencer.... yeah all guys should live there wives if they get pregnant..

The blonde reality t.v star told press that her hubby informed her that he’ll take off is she insists on having kids. “He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce.’ I said, ‘No, sucker- you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”

In an attempt to defend his decision, Spencer explained, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

Adding even more appeal to his already-stellar public image, Pratt announced that he’ll be changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt.” “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”


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